There is no cat in Copenhagen

In Copenhagen boys are writing home for more sweets and girls want to know something about the moon. But there are no cats in Copenhagen. James Joyce will bring a cat when he comes to Copenhagen again. He will show the Danes how it can cross the road without any instructions from a policeman and it will be much cheaper for a cat to show them what to do. Just fancy a cat staying in bed all day smoking big Danish cigars and eating a lot of fish! What do you think of this?
-The cats of Copenhagen

The cat mewed in answer and stalked again swiftly round a leg of the table, mewing.

– In the first chapter of Ulysses